Shoehorn harmonica

For those times you need to take your shoes off, but want to bring some music to the world.

Generico McCompany advises users to play music before removing shoes rather than after.

Virtual back wax

Using the latest in nanotransmission technology, our virtual back wax product has allowed customers to pay for that satisfying feeling of having had their back waxed, without any actual pain. (Or hair removal)

Degrogulator 421

Have you got some grog that you want to be de...grogged? The degrogulator 421 has got you covered!

Insuremytoupee

Have you got hair like this person? If so then you probably won't need Generico McCompany's award winning* Toupee insurance.

Please note, this product does not support insurance for wigs.